Know the people to know the club

Ace

• His small talk comes in four languages, minimum.
• Low-volume, high-proof: the jokes hit late, but they hit hard.
• Collects memes like vintages; always has the perfect reference on ice.

Joker

• Has a tool belt of accents on standby—deploys them like social WD-40 in any awkward moment.
• Face folds like Jim Carrey in The Mask.
• Crushes karaoke, screams “Creep” at full blast, and has the noise complaints to prove it.